JOD - Blonde in the Sun

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at
night!"

Mizzle's JOD

(Say this out loud)

Mizzle: Knock Knock

Pegasus: Who's there?

Mizzle: "H"

Pegasus: "H" who?

Mizzle: BLESS YOU!!!

:D Isn't it a cute joke!

JOD of November 3rd!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had gotten two new dogs. She asked what their names were. The blonde said their name was Rolex and Timex.

"Why did you name them that?" the girl said.

"Hello? They're watch dogs!"

Cheesy Halloween Jokes!

Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat their fingers separately.

Why don't skeletons ever go out of town? Because they don't have any body to go with.

What did one ghost say to the other ghost? Do you believe in people?

What do you call someone who puts poison in another person's corn flakes? A cereal killer.

What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends.

What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation? A blood vessel.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetite!

What do you call a fat Jack-o-Lantern? A plumpkin.

What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party? Hide and shriek!

Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires? They loved in vein.

Why do mummies make good employees? They get all wrapped up in their work.

Why are their fences around cemeteries? Because there are people dying to get in.

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack? Count Duckula.

Be sure to tell these to your friends on Halloween!

JOD of October 26

There is a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. And they are all running away from the police. They come across three barrels, so the brunette jumps in one, the redhead jumps in one, and the blonde jumps in one. The policemen arrive and find the first barrel. They are about to look inside when they hear, "Meow. Meow."

"Oh, it's just a barrel of kittens," they say, and move onto the next one.

"Woof woof," says the redhead.

"Oh, it's just a barrel of puppies," they shrug. They go to the last one with the blonde, and they hear:

"Potatoes. Potatoes."

JOD of October 25

There is an Irishman, Mexican, and an American. They are construction workers working on a tall skyscraper. One day they were eating lunch on the steel skeleton, and the Irishman sighed.

"Potatoes again? If I have to eat one more potato for lunch, I'm going to jump of this building and die!" he said angrily.

"Me too!" agrees the Mexican. "If I get one more taco for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building and die."

The American agrees. "Yeah. If I get one more baloney sandwich, I'll jump with you guys off this building and die!"

So the three agree. The next day, they all get what they don't want and jumped off that tower. They all died. At the funeral, all the wives were crying and sobbing.

"Oh, if only I knew he didn't like potatoes!" cried the Irishman's wife.

"Oh, if only I knew he didn't like tacos!" sobbed the Mexican's wife.

The American's wife sighed.

"Why aren't you crying?" the other wives asked her.

She rolled her eyes. "He makes his own lunches."

JOD (Joke of the Day)

A blonde walks into a appliance store and asks the clerk if she could buy the T.V.

"Sorry, I don't sell to blondes," he says.

So the blonde left, bought a brown wig, and went back. "I want to buy that T.V.," she says.

"Sorry, I don't sell to blondes," he says.

So the blonde left again, dyed her hair red, and went back.

"I want to buy that T.V.," she said again.

"Sorry, I don't sell to blondes," the clerk said again.

So the blonde, angry, went out and shaved her head. She came back and asked for the T.V. again.

"Sorry, I don't sell to blondes."

"How do you know I'm blonde?" yells the blonde.

"Because that's not a T.V. Thats a microwave."

October 23rds Joke of the Day!

Why are Africa and South America not together?

ANSWER: Because they broke up.

Joke of the Mizzle

If pro is the opposite of con then what is the opposite of progress?

Rizzle isn't feeling very well. Write a comment for her if you want. I will give your message to her. She got in a bike accident if you were wondering.