Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat their fingers separately.
Why don't skeletons ever go out of town? Because they don't have any body to go with.
What did one ghost say to the other ghost? Do you believe in people?
What do you call someone who puts poison in another person's corn flakes? A cereal killer.
What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends.
What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation? A blood vessel.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetite!
What do you call a fat Jack-o-Lantern? A plumpkin.
What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party? Hide and shriek!
Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires? They loved in vein.
Why do mummies make good employees? They get all wrapped up in their work.
Why are their fences around cemeteries? Because there are people dying to get in.
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack? Count Duckula.
Be sure to tell these to your friends on Halloween!
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