Rules for the Dogs

Dogs need to know the rules too!

Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Here's was Mizzle and Rizzle are thankful for!

• We're thankful for each other
• We're thankful for our readers!
• We're thankful for coming back alive from our STUD MUFFIN missions!

THANKS!!

Weekly Dose of Politics

Barbra Bush hopes Palin stays in Alaska. Guess what 67% of Americans agree, according to ABC news.

But really what's new? Palin was never a lead candidate for president despite that she says she can defeat Obama. Do you want to know who her real contender is? Mitt Romney. He's been hitting the political scene while Palin has been hitting the television screen. Let's all just hope it stays that way, who knows what could happen if she actually did win. Hopefully, she just stays in Alaska keeping track of foreign affairs in Russia and killing moose.

Weekly Dose of Politics

Today we're going to talk about Pelosi.

This political cartoon I found in the New York Times. I love the political cartoons I find in there. This one is the best.

If you're unsure why this cartoon was made here's a quick summary.

Pelosi was the majority leader in the House until this year's election when the Republicans came to be the majority. In tradition, the representatives vote whoever the majority leader used to be back to be the minority leader. Pelosi didn't do a terrible job, but she didn't please the public, so to save their seats in the House, the representatives threatened to not re-elect her.

And their is your Weekly Dose of Politics by Mizzle!

Whiney Disney Princesses

JOD - Blonde in the Sun

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at
night!"

Bad Day

Just something to brighten your day!!!

Mizzle's JOD

(Say this out loud)

Mizzle: Knock Knock

Pegasus: Who's there?

Mizzle: "H"

Pegasus: "H" who?

Mizzle: BLESS YOU!!!

:D Isn't it a cute joke!

Animals

It is really important for those animals to stay nice and healthy for public view. Wouldn't want some person falling into their home, getting eaten, but worse...

JOD of November 3rd!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had gotten two new dogs. She asked what their names were. The blonde said their name was Rolex and Timex.

"Why did you name them that?" the girl said.

"Hello? They're watch dogs!"

Cheesy Halloween Jokes!

Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat their fingers separately.

Why don't skeletons ever go out of town? Because they don't have any body to go with.

What did one ghost say to the other ghost? Do you believe in people?

What do you call someone who puts poison in another person's corn flakes? A cereal killer.

What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends.

What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation? A blood vessel.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetite!

What do you call a fat Jack-o-Lantern? A plumpkin.

What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party? Hide and shriek!

Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires? They loved in vein.

Why do mummies make good employees? They get all wrapped up in their work.

Why are their fences around cemeteries? Because there are people dying to get in.

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack? Count Duckula.

Be sure to tell these to your friends on Halloween!

State Flowers

I know this is not Halloweeny, but it is pretty cool to see your state flower.

http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=1221321706636&source=jl999

Halloween Pumpkins

Here are some pumpkins people carved. They are definitely bonified pumpkin material.

JOD of October 28

There is a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They are on an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. A hundred yards away is another island and it has a tree with bananas on it. Wanting to reach that tree, the brunette jumps in and starts to swim towards it. She gets a fourth of the way, but gives up and drowns. The redhead jumps in and starts to swim. She gets a third of the way, gives up and drowns. The blonde jumps in, swims half of the way, but gets tired, so she swims back.

Cemetery

It really is the end...

Work

I guess you won't be on time for your very important meeting.

JOD of October 26

There is a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. And they are all running away from the police. They come across three barrels, so the brunette jumps in one, the redhead jumps in one, and the blonde jumps in one. The policemen arrive and find the first barrel. They are about to look inside when they hear, "Meow. Meow."

"Oh, it's just a barrel of kittens," they say, and move onto the next one.

"Woof woof," says the redhead.

"Oh, it's just a barrel of puppies," they shrug. They go to the last one with the blonde, and they hear:

"Potatoes. Potatoes."

Deer Hunting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zTFd93oAiA

Why you shouldn't take your wife dear hunting....

P.S. we are still trying to figure out how to put actual videos on here instead of the link. As you see, we are not technologically advanced yet.

Funny Signs

Here's a picture that shows that some machines are just not happy when they are expected to answer your questions:

JOD of October 25

There is an Irishman, Mexican, and an American. They are construction workers working on a tall skyscraper. One day they were eating lunch on the steel skeleton, and the Irishman sighed.

"Potatoes again? If I have to eat one more potato for lunch, I'm going to jump of this building and die!" he said angrily.

"Me too!" agrees the Mexican. "If I get one more taco for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building and die."

The American agrees. "Yeah. If I get one more baloney sandwich, I'll jump with you guys off this building and die!"

So the three agree. The next day, they all get what they don't want and jumped off that tower. They all died. At the funeral, all the wives were crying and sobbing.

"Oh, if only I knew he didn't like potatoes!" cried the Irishman's wife.

"Oh, if only I knew he didn't like tacos!" sobbed the Mexican's wife.

The American's wife sighed.

"Why aren't you crying?" the other wives asked her.

She rolled her eyes. "He makes his own lunches."

Corn Mazes

For future reference, blondes are not dumb. I have sisters who are blonde and they are in fact smarter than me (I'm a brunette). The jokes are funny. And here is a funny picture.

JOD (Joke of the Day)

A blonde walks into a appliance store and asks the clerk if she could buy the T.V.

"Sorry, I don't sell to blondes," he says.

So the blonde left, bought a brown wig, and went back. "I want to buy that T.V.," she says.

"Sorry, I don't sell to blondes," he says.

So the blonde left again, dyed her hair red, and went back.

"I want to buy that T.V.," she said again.

"Sorry, I don't sell to blondes," the clerk said again.

So the blonde, angry, went out and shaved her head. She came back and asked for the T.V. again.

"Sorry, I don't sell to blondes."

"How do you know I'm blonde?" yells the blonde.

"Because that's not a T.V. Thats a microwave."

IT LIVES!

Mizzle has come back to the blog! Sorry about my loss. I know everyone missed me so much they cried. Obviously!

Okay so heres why I was gone...

• I have work, just like you.
• I eat food, just like you
• I get busy, just like you
• AND I have secret missions, just like Rizzle

You see Rizzle and I are secretly part of a secret organization called STUDMUFFIN. Yes Secret Telekinesis Union for the Daring Mineral, Undulating Free Form Incredible Narratives. Yeah we're secret agents. Just don't tell anyone.

Well now I'm back go tell your friends that Mizzle is back because you know I'm your favorite. Well have a nice day!

October 23rds Joke of the Day!

Why are Africa and South America not together?

ANSWER: Because they broke up.

Llamas With Hats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y

Might be a bit gruesome, but i hope you like it!

On the Rocks

Here is a men's chior ready to sing Bad Romance for you. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8PAuvxCZuM

Joke of the Mizzle

If pro is the opposite of con then what is the opposite of progress?

Rizzle isn't feeling very well. Write a comment for her if you want. I will give your message to her. She got in a bike accident if you were wondering.

HISHE is the bestest!

Okay so earlier Rizzle wrote about How Spiderman Should Have Ended. I looked at the rest of the people who made it's videos and these are my FAVORITES (the people are called HISHE how it should have ended :D)

Iron Man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adW46gsMTXM

Star Trek http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbJ-y6BWfUc&feature=channel

Twilight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqvg0C90FhM&feature=related
Thanks for reading!

JK Wedding Dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0&feature=fvw

Now here's an idea for a wedding!

How Spider man Should Should Have Ended

Funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoNgMVFQNBI&feature=PlayList&p=dOWv76j71Ew

Justin Bieber Parody :)

Now, We know that everyone love Justin Bieber (or most people) but i just have to say HE SINGS LIKE A GIRL... that was all please enjoy this video...

Taylor The Latte Boy

A girl who falls in love with her latte boy! This is so funny!

And check out Taylors response next time!

P.S. if it doesn't work, go onto Youtube and search for Taylor the Latte Boy.

Sandwich making

This picture made me laugh so hard! I hope you enjoy it!

This is really random but tis super awesome

So I was looking at my stister-in-law's blog when she started talking about this contest thing on this really awesome blog about jewlery. So I went and looked at it and I really liked it so I entered :)! So I want you to also have a chance to win! And since I have eternal bad luck I thought you should have a better chance than I :)

So with love go HERE