I guess you won't be on time for your very important meeting.
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
JOD of October 26
There is a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. And they are all running away from the police. They come across three barrels, so the brunette jumps in one, the redhead jumps in one, and the blonde jumps in one. The policemen arrive and find the first barrel. They are about to look inside when they hear, "Meow. Meow."
"Oh, it's just a barrel of kittens," they say, and move onto the next one.
"Woof woof," says the redhead.
"Oh, it's just a barrel of puppies," they shrug. They go to the last one with the blonde, and they hear:
"Potatoes. Potatoes."
Monday, October 25, 2010
Deer Hunting
Why you shouldn't take your wife dear hunting....
P.S. we are still trying to figure out how to put actual videos on here instead of the link. As you see, we are not technologically advanced yet.
Funny Signs
Here's a picture that shows that some machines are just not happy when they are expected to answer your questions:
JOD of October 25
There is an Irishman, Mexican, and an American. They are construction workers working on a tall skyscraper. One day they were eating lunch on the steel skeleton, and the Irishman sighed.
"Potatoes again? If I have to eat one more potato for lunch, I'm going to jump of this building and die!" he said angrily.
"Me too!" agrees the Mexican. "If I get one more taco for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building and die."
The American agrees. "Yeah. If I get one more baloney sandwich, I'll jump with you guys off this building and die!"
So the three agree. The next day, they all get what they don't want and jumped off that tower. They all died. At the funeral, all the wives were crying and sobbing.
"Oh, if only I knew he didn't like potatoes!" cried the Irishman's wife.
"Oh, if only I knew he didn't like tacos!" sobbed the Mexican's wife.
The American's wife sighed.
"Why aren't you crying?" the other wives asked her.
She rolled her eyes. "He makes his own lunches."
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Corn Mazes
For future reference, blondes are not dumb. I have sisters who are blonde and they are in fact smarter than me (I'm a brunette). The jokes are funny. And here is a funny picture.
JOD (Joke of the Day)
A blonde walks into a appliance store and asks the clerk if she could buy the T.V.
"Sorry, I don't sell to blondes," he says.
So the blonde left, bought a brown wig, and went back. "I want to buy that T.V.," she says.
"Sorry, I don't sell to blondes," he says.
So the blonde left again, dyed her hair red, and went back.
"I want to buy that T.V.," she said again.
"Sorry, I don't sell to blondes," the clerk said again.
So the blonde, angry, went out and shaved her head. She came back and asked for the T.V. again.
"Sorry, I don't sell to blondes."
"How do you know I'm blonde?" yells the blonde.
"Because that's not a T.V. Thats a microwave."
Saturday, October 23, 2010
IT LIVES!
Mizzle has come back to the blog! Sorry about my loss. I know everyone missed me so much they cried. Obviously!
Okay so heres why I was gone...
- I have work, just like you.
- I eat food, just like you
- I get busy, just like you
- AND I have secret missions, just like Rizzle
Well now I'm back go tell your friends that Mizzle is back because you know I'm your favorite. Well have a nice day!
October 23rds Joke of the Day!
Why are Africa and South America not together?
ANSWER: Because they broke up.
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Llamas With Hats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y
Might be a bit gruesome, but i hope you like it!
Might be a bit gruesome, but i hope you like it!
Friday, July 30, 2010
On the Rocks
Here is a men's chior ready to sing Bad Romance for you. Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8PAuvxCZuM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8PAuvxCZuM
Monday, May 24, 2010
Joke of the Mizzle
If pro is the opposite of con then what is the opposite of progress?
Rizzle isn't feeling very well. Write a comment for her if you want. I will give your message to her. She got in a bike accident if you were wondering.
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